Furniture with Character: Vol 13
Posted by Penny Mustard on Dec 18th 2020
Purging.
Color coding in ROYGBIV style.
Only keeping what brings you joy.
We get it. Minimalism is all the rage.
But for those of us that like to keep things like our beloved t-shirts from high school, we need space. We need space to keep all our treasures in a space.
Enter the ever-popular, biggest selling Drew Bedroom Collection, featuring:
- Crazy-large and super-deep drawers to put away your 427 t-shirts (and yes, we notice when someone tries to discard one).
- Drawer bottoms you can stand on while you try to shove in one last pair of fuzzy socks
- Huth Forever Tight Bed Brackets to hold your 87 pair of jeans while you sort through the skinny and bootcut versions
- A versatile style that can adapt to more variations than your sweater weather stash
- And more choices of solid wood, stain, and hardware than the pile of notes you saved from study hall
Whether you are holding on tight to everything, purging it all, or somewhere in between, our chameleon Drew Bedroom Collection is sure to be the perfect fit – with no judgment at any stage of life.
AUDEN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
Remember taking Homecoming, Sadie Hawkins, and Prom pictures in the living room circa 1980 something?
Go grab one of those snapshots in time.
Seriously, we will wait.
Take a look at it. See that mega wall unit that was supposed to hold the TV? What else was there? Trinkets from family vacations? Framed 8×10 school pictures? Dad’s bowling trophies?
Now imagine taking all of those things away. The only thing standing taller than the entertainment center are the girl’s bangs in those pictures, right?
Because every monumental high school event should have a simplified backdrop to show off that awkward stage, we introduce the Auden Entertainment Center featuring:
- Ultra-sleek, ultra-modern design
- Open style to give you plenty of room and light for the treasures you still want to feature (go ahead, throw that 4H trophy up there.)
- Plenty of storage to keep the rest of your prom pictures and VHS tapes neatly out of sight
- More lumber and finish options than questionable teenage decisions
RAIN SECTIONAL IN LEATHER
“Rain, rain. Go away.”
We all know the nursery rhyme well and sang it at the top of our lungs in our youth.
But that was well before we knew the great pleasure of an afternoon snuggled up on the couch enjoying a rainy day with book or remote in hand. It was certainly before we knew the luxurious rest one could get on the Rain Sectional in Leather. This perfect rainy day sofa features:
- Hundreds of configurations including recline
- Pre-crushed foam that maintains a high level of comfort through many storms
- NoSag seat construction provides a cloud-like floating sensation
- A solid framework for added strength and durability during those marathon movie sessions
- More fabric and leather options than raindrops
The newlywed couple walked away from their wedding ceremony in bliss and headed immediately off for their honeymoon.
Innocently, this was a mistake that opened the door for the wedding party to get to work. The groomsmen convinced a bridesmaid to relinquish the house key of the unknowing newlyweds and then they rolled up their sleeves.
As a bit of a “welcome home” gift to the couple, the plastic wrap was precisely placed on the toilet seat. Rubber bands were hidden on faucet sprayers. The kitchen moved into the guestroom. The living room furniture was rearranged in the kitchen and the master bedroom was intentionally placed in the front room.
While the rearranging prank ended in everything being put back, if that recently married couple had received the Warner Bedroom Collection as a wedding gift, they would have thought twice about not leaving it as the center of attention.
This magnificent bedroom set shows off its exceptional features exceptional such as:
- Huth Forever Tight Bed brackets to last well into their golden years
- Strong, durable drawer bottoms that they can stand on
- An interesting and incredible sliding door chest
- Dozens of lumber and finish options for any style