Furniture with Character Vol. 32

What did one sofa say to the other as it was leaving? Couch ya later! Good one, right? One of our sofas told us that joke. Our furniture can be so funny!

Dane Bedroom Update

I’m a real clean-cut, no-frills kinda guy. I like to stay on the straight and narrow and keep things plain and simple. I prefer life to be as uncomplicated as possible.

That’s why my set features extra super-sleek lines with no distractions. Because being classy doesn’t require overt extravagance.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not boring. In fact, I think I’m pretty cool. My smooth modern aesthetic is all the rage right now. I’m also sturdy without being too bulky.

People are drawn to my optionizable style. You select your favorite color of paint or stain. And when it comes to my metal hardware, you get to choose between black or gold. How sweet is that?

If you’re looking for a minimalist-style bedroom, your search is over. Check out my bed, nightstand, chests of drawers, mirror, and my bookshelf, too.

Yeah… I’m the total package.

Cloud Nine Sofa

This is my poem about a place to sit

But not just any place to seat yourself

A comfy, cloudy couch, I must admit

That will look great next to that old bookshelf

I’m elegant, classy, and quite pristine

My curves are soft, my pillows are plush

I keep your space look extra clean

The compliments from guests will make you blush

I’m soft, beautiful, and oh so very chic

Relaxing on me can be quite a treat.

I like to say I’m the opposite of bleak

I’d be right at home in a penthouse suite

Cloud Nine is my name, comfort is my game.

Bring me home today to add a little class

With Qualux ultra foam and a solid wood frame,

I’m the perfect, plushy place to plant your… bottom.

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