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Furniture with Character Vol. 37

Furniture with Character Vol. 37

Apr 24th 2023

Psst… hey. Yeah, you! Wanna know a secret? Our furniture can TALK. Don’t believe us? Just listen. They love to talk about themselves.

Drew Bedroom

So, here we are. Your new place. The first spot you can call your own. It’s not much, but at least you finally moved out of your parents house!

But we need to talk about the old furniture you took with you. Like that dresser that sat in your childhood bedroom. Are those marker scribbles on the side?

Don’t ya think it’s time for an upgrade?

Doesn’t have to be anything too fancy. You just need something a little more “mature” than what you’ve got. In other words, you need me.

How do ya do? Drew’s the name… and simple is my claim to fame.

Now, I may be fresh and clean cut… but I’m NOT a kid. And, since you’re lookin’ at my dresser, you might as well grab a nightstand and bed frame to match.

With me, you’ll feel so grown up, you won’t even need that nightlight anymore!

I’d be honored to be your first “grown-up” bedroom set. And I’ll still be around to pass down to your own kid when they move out and get their own place, too.

Marshfield Furniture Benjamin Sofa

The charcuterie board has been reduced to crumbs, and every last drop of wine has been sipped.

The book club meeting began four hours ago, but you stopped talking about the plot about 15 minutes in.

Now you’re making subtle hints… yawning… looking at you watch… talking about your early start tomorrow morning…

You’re trying to find a way to politely say, “Please leave so I can go to bed!”

Sorry. This might be my fault.

But, really, you should’ve thought about this before buying such a guest-worthy sofa!

I don’t blame them. If I was sitting on me, I wouldn’t want to leave, either.

Ah, well… I guess you’re just gonna have to get used to having company!


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